Ain’t no rest for the wicked….really I’m not that wicked except wicked good!

"Ain't no rest for the Wicked" Yes that's the title of my BLOG....I picked the title for several reasons....
One because I really liked the song of the same name by the rock band, Cage the Elephant, check out the video here if you haven't heard or seen it.

Second reason I picked " Ain't no rest for the Wicked" you might say is my anthem for my writing endeavors....cuz you see it's almost 1:00 am in the morning and I'm burning the midnite oil ( past midnight actually) to finish this damn story that I want to meet a deadline on..

I have been writing for a few hours..so I need a rest and little distraction(see my previous blog about distractions in writing) ..so here I am...I have also been checking other bloggers out on the web as well. For instance I ran across one who wrote a post about Spanking Monkeys and a Adult Dora the Explorer Movie ...a humorous blogger at Lady or Not Here I Come . Sometimes for me as a writer you need a little humor to lighten the mind up when writing on serious subjects. It frees me up to keep going when my words start to snag on a scene in a story. I need a dose of cold water down the back you might say to let the inspiration bug in.

The last reason I picked Wicked is because well ....because I'm wicked like the Devil....noooooooooooo...I don't even believe in the Devil, Lucifer,or Satan, Bezelbub, Voldemort or any of those other incarnations of an idea we seem we have to put a face and name to feel more comfortable for why we do things to ourselves and to the world around us.

No the reason I picked it is because Wicked can mean " to place or show very intense emphasis on a subject or action." Like that car was wicked cool or wicked fast...or that girls skirt she was wearing oh my.. was wicked tight..did you see her? That test was to wicked hard...I am so gonna fail it...
See? Understand? That's the kinda writer I wanna be a Wicked one.

I am going back to work now...it's been a fun break!

Chuck Norris Jokes for my Quote of the Week - Gotta love it!

 

 

Here some of the TOP Chuck Norris Jokes (Facts)…Yes FACTS ….ladies and gentlemen

1. Chuck Norris once sold ebay, to ebay, on ebay.

2. Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.

3. Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

4. Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

5. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

6. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

7. When Chuck was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: “What is courage?” Chuck received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

8. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

9. Chuck Norris doesn’t play “hide-and-seek.” He plays “hide-and-pray-I-don’t-find-you.”

10. Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

11. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

12. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

13. Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

14 . Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not “attempt” murder.

15. Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

17. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

18. Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

19. When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

20. When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

21. Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

22. A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.

23. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris’ PC will crash.

24. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

25. Chuck Norris once went to mars. Thats why there is no signs of life.

26. When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris gets mad, run